It's brilliant in every conceivable way and I take full credit for it. But, there's more to this awesome story then just the awesome story itself (which is, if you didn't catch it, awesome):
Ok, here’s your fucking disclaimer: This is a Finnean Nilsen Project. And that means there’s adult stuff in here, so if you ain't 18, stay the hell out. This blog is where we post our original story ideas, thoughts, rants, and generally whatever the fuck we want. When you get offended, and you will, don’t forget to tell your friends so they can come be offended too. Don’t worry, we’ll offend them. And they will visit the site, because they all think you’re a prudish homo anyway.